25 Feb 2019

An Evil Resolution by Artemii Smirnov

I will be as annoying as possible

I will borrow money from all my friends and acquaintances
I will steel from every store in my friends neighborhoods
I will go away from fancy restaurant without pay
I will not buy any presents in this year for any of my relatives. It is too expensive.
I have been as annoying as possible and it led me poccession of black eye a couple of times.
I have borrowed money and now no one wants to lend me anymore
I have stole from every shop and now I can't walk in a half of it.
Luckly for me no one remembered me in a restaurant and I still eat their foot.
But for money.
My relatives have offended on me. And now I am not invited to family celebrations.

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