- He lives here for many years
and makes the evil for all the inhabitants of the dormitory! - says Yura.
He turns off the Internet, breaks the things of the students, turns off the hot water! - whispers Mike.
Oh my God! Is it possible to live here? - asks frightened freshman Daniel.
Daniel’s dream since childhood is Kyiv Mohyla Academy and the faculty of law. Maybe they are lying? It’s a tendency to frighten younger. Ghosts in 21 century? Ha-ha. And how can he get 200 hours for corporate treaty?
Laughing is simply... He’s going to sleep, but all the thoughts about his new page of life give him no chance to do it. He’s listening voices from the kitchen:
According to the legend he is the soviet official and has this house in property. He is killed by the party and the house is confiscated. Our dormitory is in this building, but he still comes and bring new damages!
The Internet is absent today? Is it him?
There are no more variants. All the providers can’t find the reason.
What’s the evil?
When all the neighbors are in their rooms, Daniel comes to drink a cup of water. He hears:
The Internet should be vanished. It’s the product of capitalism. And capitalism is the greatest evil in the world.
Daniel is coaching! He exists! A bit frightened guy has no idea, what to do.
There is no light in the room and only ha-ha-ha in the echo.
Fucking shit.
Mike with a light in the hand is going to the bathroom. Naked and in shampoo he stands in the cabin.
Daniel tries to fall asleep again, but all the efforts bring no results.
Aaaaaaa! Go to the USSR, devil!
This creature turns off the hot water.
Irritated Mike has nothing to do. He’s washing in cold.
It is impossible to sleep after this adventures and bad mood of the ghost.
How can we live here! I’ll change the room! - shouts Mike.
Why such a radical step! I have an idea. My dad has a gun-this thing is our family heirloom! - tells us Yura.
We kill him! And all the trouble die with the ghost.
In 2 days trey are sitting in the kitchen and waiting. Where is the ghost? No hot water and the Internet-here.
Come here, soviet ghost!
Hi, capitalists! Do you want to fight with me?
He appeared in a form with red stars... He’s like official, but, frankly speaking, a bit drunk.
Ha-ha-ha!
Why are you laughing? It is a good dead to live in my home?
Kill him!-shouts Daniel.
Yura tries to dab... But without any result.
You are weak against me! - shouts the ghost and turns off the light.
Where’s he? I can’t see anything!-says disappointed Yura.
You never find me! If you are in such a bad way with me-live 1 week without your symbol of capitalist age-the Internet! If you try to kill me again-1 month without Internet. For all the dormitory!
But we pay!
It’s not my problem, ha-ha!-says the ghost!
They try to fall asleep again, but again without any result.
Guys, I have no idea how to fight with him! And how can I get my hours for corporate treaty!-says Daniel.
My grandma is a witch. Maybe we invite her? All the troubles of my neighbors come away with granny.-proposes Mike.
Invite her. As fast as possible.
Maria, Mike’s grandma, arrives and asks:
What’s the Internet, guys? Why can’t you live without it? Me and my friends got the education thanks to books and libraries!
Granny, we want to get rid of the ghost! As fast as possible, please.
She turns on the magic book and reads the spell. Hundreds of rituals for 1 hour.
He’s no longer here, don’t worry,-says Maria.
But in 3 days he appears again. Again no water, heating and net.
What’s wrong with granny and rituals?-asks Yura.
I don’t know.-replies Mike: He’s the devil!
Maybe we cook something for him? And he, as a result, is kind to us.-Daniel is proposing.
It’s just a waste of time, -reply the guys.
But Daniel is cooking all day and all night. The note on the table says: “Sorry for everything! Bon appétit!”
The ghost comes again. But without any inconveniences and adventures.
You are a good guy, Daniel. Why have I been so cruel? Everybody hates me. The party, that confiscated my house and killed me, the inhabitants... I can’t trust people and hate them.
You are better, when you are kind to us.
And the Internet is helpful. So, I’m kind since today.
Every inhabitant of the dormitory has respect to Daniel. 200 hours for the friendship with the ghost is great! All the troubles with water, heating and net are forgotten. And the ghost comes only just for visit. And always finds something sweet on the windows.
But bachelors say that when he’s in bad mood, there is no net or water. Or that he reinhabited in babochka. That’s why her hobby is shouting. Make something good, but receive... And this thought is always with Daniel.
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