Ray came to the florist store and said: "101 rose!" Sales, knowing the seriousness of the situation, nodded and began to pack flowers in green paper. While the bouquet was formed, Ray couldn’t take a look at chamomile. He seemed to fall in love with them - as a love at first sight. Having picked up the roses, the man asked, "Why do they smoke with vodka?" "Don’t you know, - the woman replied as if it were a world-famous fact - if in the water where the flowers are, pour a little vodka, they will keep fresh longer! Don’t worry, until you take them away, the smell will dissipate. " Yeah, it's clear. You know, - said the man, - I want another bouquet. "
In 10 minutes, Ray flew to his beloved. He dreamed of giving this incredible bouquet to love of all his life, but she, weary, but happy, will accept him, cry and say he loves. But it didn’t happen as quickly as Ray expected ...
Moscow bridge It's just a scream of drivers: "Cool, come". “Truly, we are came ...”, - thought Ray, when he saw a conge in front of him. A bus and cyclist ran up. However, the police reacted quickly and the road accident was quickly eradicated.
Going to the side of the street Kvitka Cisyk, 56, Ray was stopped by a police uniform. "Just not now, I beg!"
Hello, my name is major Gorinchenko. The documents on the car you have with your ... Why do you have a car with vodka? Are you drunk?
No, I'm sober! I'm going to my beloved, and then the flowers shine. I will not wait until this smell is faded!
Did you swallow them with vodka?
Oh no! To keep the flowers better, add water to the water where they stand. Major Gorinchenko, let me go, I beg you, I'm too late!
Ah, well, go! But at least scurry them with perfumes, because it's not worth it to go to your beloved. And why are two bouquets? .. You are strange.
While visiting Obolonsky district, Ray didn’t recall himself from happiness, because very soon he would see his girlfriend. Finally, he arrived, put the car at the entrance, ran out of the car, but immediately returned - the bouquet had forgotten! Running in the room, approached the doctor, he sent him to the 8th ward. "Hello, my love! - almost with tears in the eyes Ray spoke to his wife. - Cathy! - this "greeting" has already been addressed to his newborn daughter, who was lying in the cradle and smiled to his father. Approaching closer to her beauties, Ray gave s roses to wife. And Cathy received with a soft chamomile.
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