“My lord! Wake up, my Lord! It’s time!”
“Time for what?, muttered sleepy the Evil.
“It’s time to destroy the happiness, my Lord.”
“Destroy the happiness? Why do we need to do this, Yardy?”
“My Lord… are you okay? Don’t you feel sick? It is our work – to be evil and ruin all good.”
“Listen, you. We are not evil, okey? My name is not a role, okey? Nobody asked me how I want
to be named”, stretching, Evil stand up from the bed and go to the mirror.
“Look at me, Yardy. What do you see?”
“Oh, It is obviously, my Lord! I see the most evil.”
“No!! That is your problem and the problem of everybody. You see what you want to see!” Evil
hit the mirror and shards scattered all over the den.
“Yardy, tell me, how long are we exist?”
With the face of omniscient student Yardy said with his squeaky voice “Ever, my Lord”
“Right. And why don’t people love us?”
Yardy’s face changed to perplexity “My Lord, they don’t have to… We are evil, and they are
good. It is a constant.”
“Constant for whom?”
“For everybody, my lord.”
“No, Yardy. It is a constant for those who call themselves «Good».”
Evil comes to the candle and dripped something on it. Across the den lifts the scent of roses and
lavender
Lavander calms, Yardy, let it to influence on you.
But my Lord! Why don’t you make new plan? Prince Charming is going to marry Princes
Aurora and all of them will be happy! We can’t let it to happen!
Why, Yardy? Why do we always have to intervene?
Poor Yardy started to stutter “B-b-because it’s our w-w-work, my Lord. We n-n-need it.”
“Nooo, Yardy”, said Evil an raise his finger, “Not we, but they. Good always needs us. We spoil
their lives for many centuries, but why? Because they want it! What is Good without Evil,
Yardy? Nothing at all. The Light will not be Light, without lighting up the darkness.
Consequently, Good is not Good, if it can’t defeat the evil. And we, Yardi, are always defeated.
But not ‘cause we are weak, NO. Initially He wrote the plot where Good wins. Lucifer –
expelled, Aida too, Voldemort defeated, and all the evil queens are dead.”
“But my Lord, this time everything will change. We will make new plan – the best one we have
ever have.” Yardi began happily running around the den in search of scrolls and books.
“No, Yardy. If we attack all will end in the same way as always – no matter which monster we
will create, Good will find a way to kill him. But in one thing you’re right, we do come up with a
new plan and it will be much better than all we did before.”
“Now we’re talking, my Lord! So, we need to choose beside a dragon, demon or an evil queen.”
Yardi get the thickest book from all that were on the shelf: “Monsters. Demons. Evil characters.
Manual for creating “and began to leafs through it. “I suppose it will be a demon, my Lord. The
name?
“Margarita, please.”
“Hmm, Margarita? Are you sure that it is a good name for the dreadful demon?”
“No, my airhead!” said the Evil patting him on the shoulder, “Margarita – the cocktail. With an
umbrella and lemon, please.”
“My Lord… I completely confused.”
“Yardi, our plan is inactions. We’ll let the Good to take over our role. Think about it! After all, if
there is no one to oppose, Good will lose its reputation.”
“And what about us?”
“We will wait until they forget about us.”
“So, you offer simply wait until the Good will begin to behave like …”
“Us! Exactly. And when all things change on their places we will come in sight in shining armor
and defeat the evil.”
“But you are Evil!”
“No, Yardy. We are – the opposing force. While Good is Good – we are evil. But as soon as it
starts to oppose itself…”
“We will be Good! So that means we will win!”
“Right. That is how it was written. Good always triumphs over evil. And now put aside your
books, and bring me Margarita.”
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