their 25th anniversary.
- Nancy, could you, please, prepare my favorite dish – a duck with pineapples? *anniversary is the best opportunity to wheedle this delicacy out of her*
- Okay, Michael, as you wish.
*does he know how it’s disgusting doing for me, as a vegetarian*
- Hurry up! I am going to run a bath with your favorite natural aromas and jazz music. You will relax and the rest of the night we are spending in a horizontal position fulfilling ‘conjugal duty’.
*At last, I’ll get a monthly amount of sex*
- I can’t wait to give you this gift, sweetheart.
*5 minutes of life will go to waste*
During process of cooking, Nancy cut down her finger. Getting undress in haste, she licked off a blood from a damaged finger and headed for the bathroom to her husband.
- ‘Auuuch!’ was her first reaction after immersion in water.
*what a total bonehead!*
- What is happened?
*oh, yeah, because of she is the never satisfied drama queen*
- Did you add a sea salt in bath?
*this asshole literally rub a salt in an open-wound*
- Well, not really, but all right. We collected this salt during our vacation in Israel from the seabed of the Dead Sea.
*it seems that, in this case, word ‘dead’ belongs only for the description of our marriage*
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