about healthy food several years ago. She based her decision on the fact that we are not young anymore and high time to start better care for the health has already come. So now our freezer is full of almond milk, low-fat meats, celery, broccoli, goat cheese, greens, fresh fruits and vegetables. Just imagine! She doesn’t even use oil in the cooking – all her dishes are steamed or raw. My breakfast consists of a cup of chicory with soya milk, whole-grain cereals and a strawberry banana smoothie with spirulina. It is an intense dark green goo, which taste is rather yummy, but I want to rip everyday just looking at it. ‘Supplement bomb (what is she calls that) benefits are amazing, so it can restore lack of vitamin B12 and revitalize your health’, she repeats before every meal. At times, I miss a lot our previous normal nutrition and I fell myself drawn to junk food.
Once a day, we had a huge quarrel. She put me out of temper and I decided to show all my manhood and irascible nature, so I didn't take long to go to our country house with friends for weekends. It was the typical stag party. We were watching football, drinking liters of beer, eating pizza, Bavarian sausages, jerky and complaining each other about our wife’s claims. Understanding of negative effect of my acts came to me afterwards. Next morning met me with a strong hangover and pangs of conscience so I decided to bury the hatcher without delay. I returned home with a bunch of flowers, her favorite bottle of Prosecco and… sharp pain in the upper part of my stomach.
Since I had screwed up, my breakfast provokes only thoughts like these ‘It is not just a smoothie, but a truly delight!’, ‘What an incredible woman I married with!’, ‘What a wise wife I have!’.
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